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- I can't ride it up an 80 degree slope covered in ice with unreasonably intense instrumental metal playing in the background.
- It cannot carry the enormous frozen mammal I just picked up at Sam's Club, let alone the metric ton of salsa that was on offer.
- People would laugh and call me Mall Cop, and I'd feel like a twat.
- I would be broke after buying this, and being broke, mocked, hungry, and unable to go off-road is just too frustrating.
.. on the other hand, it's really neat.
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- I can't ride it up an 80 degree slope covered in ice with unreasonably intense instrumental metal playing in the background.
- It cannot carry the enormous frozen mammal I just picked up at Sam's Club, let alone the metric ton of salsa that was on offer.
- People would laugh and call me Mall Cop, and I'd feel like a twat.
- I would be broke after buying this, and being broke, mocked, hungry, and unable to go off-road is just too frustrating.
.. on the other hand, it's really neat.