I can dig it. By analogy something like "If you insist on installing deck screws with a hammer instead of a screwdriver, this is what happens with a sledgehammer, this is what happens with a large heavy rock, this is what happens if you use your fist..." It is interesting, rather than terrifying, when seen in that light.

However, Google is going to google, thats its thing, so some victim in the future might think this is the one true answer to using objects in perl, which is not cool.