Back in college there was a Gay, Bi and Lesbian group. My mate and I decided to gatecrash it (he even took his girlfriend). This was considered typical college behaviour, to explore the universe ...

... although I tended to prefer the local fetish club. One night I managed to survive until eight in the morning, and heard all this action coming from the third floor.

"What's going on?", I said... "Some gay porn mate." "Hardcore?" "I presume so."