What is your best programmer joke?

Re:What is your best programmer joke? by thedufer on Friday January 10, 2014 @11:43AM (#7037530)

I prefer "There are 3 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things."

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Re:What is your best programmer joke? by r00fus on Friday January 10, 2014 @04:33PM (#7039613)

My favorite on this vein is: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

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Re:What is your best programmer joke? by peapicker on Friday January 10, 2014 @05:47PM (#7040175)

I prefer, "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."

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Re:What is your best programmer joke? by elwell on Friday January 10, 2014 @06:58PM (#7040559)

I like this variation:

  There are 10 type of people in the world:
  Those who understand binary
  Those who don't
  And those who count from zero

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Re:What is your best programmer joke? by athaeryn on Saturday January 11, 2014 @03:42AM (#7042065)

Or:

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three.

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