[1] https://eprint.iacr.org/2006/043.pdf [2] http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~mihir/papers/oem.pdf
Cryptography is HARD. It's so hard that it's hard to understand how hard it is. A large part of becoming a cryptographer is just learning how hard it is, and that you NEED security proofs, because it's just too easy to screw up.
I understand you're frustrated, but there's no need for the ad hominem attacks. tptacek is giving you good advice. We all want to see good crypto getting used. So why don't we work together to fix it instead of wasting our time defending a broken system? Honestly, replacing your protocol with encrypt-then-HMAC or the protocol from TextSecure isn't that big of a change, and it would make Telegram a lot better. So why not do it?
Personally, I am more comfortable with 70s algorithms like Diffie-Hellman that have known and well-researched weaknesses. The "modern" algorithms actively promoted by US security firms after 9/11 are not time-tested, to say the least.
Its not about dogma, its about safety. The fact that you fail to understand that is a testament to your inability to contribute to a meaningful conversation about security.
But really, it is funny how rigidly you stick to NSA Suite B Cryptography http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSA_Suite_B_Cryptography
That, your fierce battle against everything unconventional and the fact that you get emotional instead of actually proving your point makes me think some "best practices" are indeed intentionally promoted in the crypto-community (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6938622)
Disclaimer. I'm not an employee or shareholder in Telegram. I support them like I support some other non-profits like Wikimedia Foundation. As a reader here I would prefer to see an actual mathematical proof of how a certain system could be hacked instead of rhetoric like "No cryptosystem in the world would use...", "the fact that you do argue it is extraordinarily damning" or "Why? Why? Why would you do that?".