Enlighten me, since you apparently took comprehensive notes.

Soldiers that are not killers are called civilians.

Really? I thought they were called intel analysts, medics, chaplains, cooks, mechanics, electronics repair specialists, drill sergeants...etc etc etc.

I must have missed something else in Basic Training, I guess. Maybe I was all hopped up on adrenaline, while I was running around trying to stab people with my bayonet.

Perhaps you should re-check that filter between your brain and keyboard, son.