Re:Things they don't tell you about MongoDB
by Lazare on Sunday December 01, 2013 @11:24PM
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Hmm, possibly this: http://adambard.com/blog/what-your-datastore-says-about-you/
So much truth. :)
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Re:Things they don't tell you about MongoDB
by bmelton on Sunday December 01, 2013 @11:32PM
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Hilarious, but not the link I was thinking of. In the link in my brain, you were asked to pick the database. I remember distinctly having to click through to find out what the error was for each one.
Re:Things they don't tell you about MongoDB
by Lazare on Monday December 02, 2013 @01:33AM
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You know, I think I saw that too. If it was the one I'm thinking of, the results were memes. I vaguely recall the one for couchdb being something like a cartoon about um... "no SQL? so how do I query it?" "You don't; you write a distributed map/reduce function in Erlang." "Did you just rell me to f*ck myself?" "I believe I did, Bob."
...or something like that. Damnit, you'd think that'd be specific enough for google to turn up something...
Edit: Woot, dbarlett got it. I think I was failing due to my incorrect recollection that it mentioned mongo and couch, and not nosql in general.