Re:Why I Turned Down $5 Million in VC Funding
by GrinningFool on Thursday November 21, 2013 @03:30PM
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Holy crap. That is obnoxious.
Frankly, can't believe they managed to patent detecting and responding when the pointer drifts to the top of a web page.
Well, joke's on them. My tabs are off to the side, and I use keyboard to close the window anyway ;)
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I think they actually used one of those parody startup-speak generators.