People only pay for them because they don't have any other choice. If it was legal to sponsor an Android fork that had a pirate version of the Play Store, I'm sure all of the hardware manufacturers would be shipping it with their phones.

That's irrelevant. You said that the games were "inherently worthless".

You're attempting to twist the language so words don't mean what most people think they mean and I'm not buying it.

Fine, you are correct. I didn't think you were nitpicking my choice of words.

They should be worthless.