Setting aside the fact that if you've got metrics that can be compiled into a spreadsheet, you should probably also have a system to do that automagically -- how about option 5) Remind your boss to call someone in a different time-zone?

Side note: Not sure if they still do it, but the IT team for Norwegian "local" airline Wideroe, used to rent some offices in Thailand, and have employees work 6 months from there (with families) -- in order to provide 24 hour support provided by the same team that did the rest of the work.