Therefore it is not XHTML.
It's not even HTML. It's quite obviously just an HN comment and not subject to the syntax rules of of XHTML or HTML.
So, your complaints about the tag formatting are unfounded.
You are taking this far far too seriously.
I've been in your shoes here a few times, when I've posted something that I thought was obviously humorous and people took it seriously instead. It's usually happened when I avoided putting in a :-) because I felt like that would ruin the joke - and instead leaving out the :-) ended up ruining the joke.
So, peace, bro, OK? :-)
So by all means keep writing your low quality quirky HTML and when it breaks in the future don't come crying to me. I prefer keeping my HTML both well formed and XML valid. The fact that writing strict HTMLs makes it much easier to automatically detect errors and typographic issues is just a huge bonus.