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Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by Xichekolas on Monday October 08, 2007 @12:30PM (#64822)
The COBOL part made Coke come out of my nose.

The bash part was also brilliant.

Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by garbowza on Monday October 08, 2007 @04:41PM (#64956)
Lisp's closure at the end was fantastic!
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by jkush on Monday October 08, 2007 @10:24AM (#64771)
Haha! I loved the first comment (by innervision).

Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by pc on Monday October 08, 2007 @10:37PM (#65084)
I'm waiting for the day when someone cracks jokes about Lisp that don't involve parens. Still, 50 years on, I'm really not holding my breath.
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by jamesbritt on Monday October 08, 2007 @01:04PM (#64848)
It's cute, in a faddish sort of way. Doesn't quite work as a troll, nor as good satire.
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by ptn on Monday October 08, 2007 @02:46PM (#64917)
I missed Python. :-( Assembly language would've been awesome too.
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by lst on Monday October 08, 2007 @04:48PM (#64960)
What is 'Python'? Should I've heard about him/her/it?
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by ptn on Monday October 08, 2007 @11:26PM (#65111)
Yes, you should have. Go do your reading :-)
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by cstejerean on Monday October 08, 2007 @04:54PM (#64961)
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by lst on Tuesday October 09, 2007 @07:51AM (#65219)
I prefer Pythons: http://pythons.com/
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by cstejerean on Wednesday October 10, 2007 @01:38AM (#65679)
that's even cooler
Re:The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Eve... by khoerling on Tuesday October 09, 2007 @12:35AM (#65129)
perl says, '$_="krJhruaesrltre c a cnP,ohet";$_.=$1,print$2while s/(..)(.)//;'