This starts off with the same mistake made by "why you're doing x wrong" or "everything you know about y is wrong:" Talking down to the entire population of the internet, i.e. anyone who might read your post.

Making uncharitable generalizations about people making uncharitable generalizations about science makes you statistically likely to be interpreted as a troll, and even if you aren't, you've earned that designation by failing to appeal to any demographic or make any reasonably qualified statements.