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A comment on PHP Developers - Wake up. Parent comment
...and it all boils down to "Fuck you, I'm leaving & I think I'm important enough to cry about it for 5 pages".
Anyhow, it seems like that's the fundamental issue with PHP internals.
...and it all boils down to "Fuck you, I'm leaving & I think I'm important enough to cry about it for 5 pages".