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Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by worldsayshi on Friday September 06, 2013 @01:35AM (#6338872)
Ah. I'd say don't that this fud could be allowed to run its course for a little while. The tuna could use some time to recover.
Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by meatwad on Friday September 06, 2013 @02:43AM (#6339037)
The headline was very misleading fud indeed... ironically after reading this I have the strange craving for fresh tuna, or even a guided tuna trip off the pacific coast. I'm convinced its delicious and safer than a banana. Was this some kind of tuna industry media reverse psychology?
Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by gojomo on Friday September 06, 2013 @01:48AM (#6338889)
Now there's an interesting thought. Environmental-disaster/health-scare hoaxes, to give certain targeted wild ecosystems a chance to heal. If the environmental movement ever gets a covert operations agency, maybe that's what we'll see. (Or are already seeing?)
Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by Groxx on Friday September 06, 2013 @01:51AM (#6338900)
It's not working very well, if that's the case.

Maybe a new strategy is in order? They could spread documents that reveal that tuna has been involved in all major internet trolling incidents between 2010 and 2013.

Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by reginaldjcooper on Friday September 06, 2013 @02:37AM (#6339021)
They should go with "studies have shown that chemical X (found in tuna) can cause male genitalia to shrink by up to 17%". People don't care about dying 10 years sooner, but they do care about having bigger penises.
Re:Your Phone Is Deadlier Than Pacific Sushi by Moto7451 on Friday September 06, 2013 @02:43AM (#6339038)
Not sure about that either. When I was in middle school Mountain Dew was said to do exactly that. I think parents and teachers just wanted kids to stay away from sugary drinks. My friends kept drinking it anyways.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp