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[In cavernous command center. Yellow emergency lights spinning.]
Dispassionate female announcer: "Online systems failing. Loss of firewall integrity in [three] minutes."
General: Dammit! We're losing this cyber-battle. We have only one option left. Corporal! Prepare to initiate contingency plan...LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO!
Let me know if they need a creative consultant. :-)
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[In cavernous command center. Yellow emergency lights spinning.]
Dispassionate female announcer: "Online systems failing. Loss of firewall integrity in [three] minutes."
General: Dammit! We're losing this cyber-battle. We have only one option left. Corporal! Prepare to initiate contingency plan...LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO!
Let me know if they need a creative consultant. :-)