I love pun threads, and iterative permutations, and trite references to internet memes. I just don't like them here.

Totally agree. I posted one post. I think it expressed a simple, clear sentiment, not a joke. I can't really take the blame for the fact that others perceived it as a joke and added one-liners to it.

You're right. It was saturday night. I'd had a few too many egg-nogs. Won't happen again.