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Re:The Sun's Magnetic Field is about to Flip by andrewingram on Tuesday August 06, 2013 @08:17AM (#6166112)
Yes, it's well-documented that the polarity of the Sun's magnetic field is highly correlated with the prevalence of evil in the world.
Re:The Sun's Magnetic Field is about to Flip by voodoo123 on Tuesday August 06, 2013 @11:24AM (#6167064)
If we stop doing evil, important solar processes will stop, leading to the collapse of the sun.
Re:The Sun's Magnetic Field is about to Flip by Graham24 on Tuesday August 06, 2013 @11:52AM (#6167278)
save it for the judge.