Every pure FP approach to side-effects I've seen has been a mess, stuff like with-open-file. It's fine if that's the minority of your code and you're getting enough out of being able to pass code around as lists of nested statements to make that worth it. For go's stated use case, it's not worth it.
In any case, I don't even know what we're arguing about anymore. My point is simply that FP is not about having no side effects, and saying "side effects are important" does not argue against the value of other FP innovations, such as HM-style type inference, option types, pattern matching, first-class functions, algebraic data types, etc.
I'm saying that if Scheme, LISP and Haskell are all functional languages, obviously the type system is besides the point -- they're radically different in that aspect. Functional programming is about functions.
I never understood why anyone classified Lisp (typically CL) as a functional language, as it isn't any more functional than Python, Ruby or Perl.