>Granting warrants isn't an adversarial process in any U.S. court, neither are similar things like grand jury subpoenas.
The distinguishing factor is that normal court decisions and the outcome of grand jury proceedings are generally published for review by the public. If the court is too consistently siding with the government as a result of inherent bias in the process then people can get upset about it and try to change the law to modify the circumstances under which that can happen. A secret one-sided proceeding is legitimately different in character because it has yet one fewer safeguard against abuses of power, which makes the lack of opposing arguments more significant than it is when the outcomes are public.
There is none of that with the FISC. If the court makes a bad ruling, nobody is ever officially supposed to know, the government just starts hoovering up the data of American citizens under cover of darkness and anybody who brings this to the attention of the voting public will be accused of treason and then have their passport revoked and be stranded in a Russian airport.
It's not just hyperbole it's non-sensical. E.g. the whole thing about not hearing opposing testimony makes for great reading, but it doesn't make any sense. FISC doesn't hear opposing testimony because the only power it has is granting FISA warrants. Granting warrants isn't an adversarial process in any U.S. court, neither are similar things like grand jury subpoenas.