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Re:A chimp-pig hybrid origin for humans? by tankbot on Friday July 05, 2013 @02:17AM (#5993622)
Going way out on some limbs here.

A primate/primitive ungulate don't need to produce a hybrid or fertile offspring since obviously aliens mixed chimpanzee and pig DNA to create us, a race of slaves to mine gold for them.

They also removed our ability to synthesize vitamin C in the process as a method of control.

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