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Re:A Massive Chart of Every Superhero’s Powers Ever by hopfog on Monday July 01, 2013 @11:19AM (#5971197)
My favorite:

Open-Window Man

Power: Open Any Window

Re:A Massive Chart of Every Superhero’s Powers Ever by frooxie on Monday July 01, 2013 @11:41AM (#5971350)
In the weirder corners of superherodom there are people like Arm Fall Off Boy, who can detach his arms and use them as clubs. But my favorite among the weirder superheroes is Dogwelder, who fights crime by welding dead dogs to criminals. From what I've heard he was created by Steve Dillon when Garth Ennis dared him to invent a superhero name dumber than "Green Lantern".