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Re:Lawsuit Filed To Prove Happy Birthday Is In The Public Do... by sramsay on Friday June 14, 2013 @12:04PM (#5880663)
"The neatest outcome would be that restaurants will . . . stop singing . . . songs."

IANAL, but I believe that particular practice is prohibited under the auspices of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which, while not legaly binding as such, forms the linguistic basis of legal constructs within binding covenants and treaties to which the United States is a signatory.

The fact that this practice continues should surely be pursued with the utmost priority by all those concerned with probity and justice among civilized peoples.

Re:Lawsuit Filed To Prove Happy Birthday Is In The Public Do... by cwarrior on Friday June 14, 2013 @01:29PM (#5881174)
You must be fun at parties.
Re:Lawsuit Filed To Prove Happy Birthday Is In The Public Do... by robomartin on Friday June 14, 2013 @03:30PM (#5881936)
Yikes! I literally have no clue what you are saying. Not sure how we connect alternative happy-birthday songs at restaurants with human rights.

Are you joking? Maybe this is just sarcasm bordering on being a little dark, but it would be funny. This is where seeing someone's face uttering the words would convey a lot more information.

Re:Lawsuit Filed To Prove Happy Birthday Is In The Public Do... by sramsay on Friday June 14, 2013 @04:32PM (#5882325)
It's a joke. I would rather have a root canal than have the wait staff of a chain restaurant come around and sing me one of their obnoxious birthday ditties.