"We're America's holy frat boy paladins of corrupt crony capitalism inherently and forever above the lower class proles, entitled to adsorb the profit of all as our feudal reward." Um, well, OK then, nice to meet you too.

In the real world, turns out they need about a page of car TV ad style small print at the end, like "Not including $100K delivery fee. Not valid for retail sales companies; other exclusions may apply. Offer only valid for well qualified sociopaths. See your local student loan pusher and/or parole officer for further details"