Seat of Power: the computer workstation for the person with everything

Re:Seat of Power: the computer workstation for the person wi... by e3pi on Monday June 03, 2013 @12:37AM (#5811417)

Missed:

* recessed bike pedals for bio-track daily workouts - with Elon/Tesla Model S door handles' silent smoothie pop-out excellence, heels proxemic toggle activation

* Apache served not evil Microsoft and their horrible `8' debacle

* fully gimbled dynamically leveling as pilot station on bot 45 ft aero-rig sailing sloop

* Spherical silent sliding anechoic `Dome of Silence'

* evac fans venting Cavendish fumes to window/chimney

* smart coffee maker, fridge, microwave, etc.. reachable within sphere's radius

* AI-bot to design and construct sentimental Cornell boxes to amuse in hitting-the-wall coding lulls

* a dangling propane e-switch torch to fire filled and packed Custombilt(tm) briar bowls

* coffee cup hot-plate

* Organically grown like that giant alien's observatory chair/bed in the first Aliens film

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Re:Seat of Power: the computer workstation for the person wi... by spyder on Monday June 03, 2013 @07:34AM (#5812594)

* catheter

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Re:Seat of Power: the computer workstation for the person wi... by e3pi on Monday June 03, 2013 @10:32AM (#5813477)

Missed:

* debugging emacs script tty interface to the crystal throttle's telegraph, whirring sound, bright LEDs and spinning steampunk clock hands, morph a slow minute test run into getting back to weigh in on Google IPO, bury a mine with a proximity fuse on that grassy knoll in Dallas, a quick stop-over to Sarajevo on 27 June 1914 and cuff that Serbian Gavrilo, link hypertext further down to have a `Green Hour' chuckle with that hilarious dwarf painter at the Rouge, a visit with those Mount Athos worshipping lisp coders to acquire a beta of next decade's release, oh yes, almost forgot- pick up a coupla-three handfulls of bitcoin for only 7 cents. Benchmark: 54 secs +/- 333ms.

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