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Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by sbirchall on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:45AM (#5694656)
In my research during a (somewhat fruitless) comment transaction here on HN about pirates (actual salt sea-dog type pirates) I came across the following story which I think some of the people commenting here might find interesting... I'm in the process of writing this up as a sea shantie:

A pirate captain by the name of Bartholemew Roberts captured a British official by the name of Plunkett who had double crossed a company of pirates and shot them down under a banner of truce - few things could enrage a pirate more! Old Roberts was incensed and, upon finally capturing Plunkett, took to cursing him in the most foul and heinous of language - of which a pirate dialect was primarily composed. Seeing himself a dead man and with no other hope left to him, Plunkett stuck out his chest and being a proud and experienced Irishman, gave back a measure and then some more in such illbegotten slights of character on Old Roberts name that the crew hung limp and incapacitated with laughter. The whole exchange inspired such a regard for Plunkett's tongue that dispite his crimes against pirates, the whole company agreed to send him on his way no harm done.

Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by dmd on Sunday May 12, 2013 @12:31PM (#5694812)
If you do get around to writing this up as a sea shanty, please send it my way!
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by qu4z-2 on Sunday May 12, 2013 @08:14PM (#5696488)
Also post it to Hacker News so the rest of us have a chance of seeing it. It sounds awesome.