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Re:The C++ Programming Language (4th Edition) by angrycoder on Sunday May 12, 2013 @01:45AM (#5693294)
COBOL++, hey it still has a C in it.
Re:The C++ Programming Language (4th Edition) by ithkuil on Sunday May 12, 2013 @08:23AM (#5694015)
ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL

(well to be fair, 'add 1 to cobol' should be enough)