I was going to include my subtitle, but the HN title limit got the better of me. It is a little bit of a clickbait headline, I'll give you that. Just no-one tell HuffPo Spoilers: https://twitter.com/huffpospoilers

(side note: this blog post isn't hosted on S3. If it goes down, I will eat a big slice of humble pie)

(side note #2: the title has since changed to make this post make no sense whatsoever)