If your disclaimer is longer than your joke, maybe you should reconsider telling it.
I did consider not saying it. I decided to say it anyway. Although intended somewhat humorously, I suspect the downvotes are more about hitting a nerve. But perhaps that is neither here nor there. (shrug)
Edit: Or perhaps the disclaimer is the real joke, since I mostly meant the first part.
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* Yes, I am going to hell. I am also working on a comic to bleed off my socially unacceptable jokes. Sorry. I could have resisted temptation. I just chose not to. Mmkay?