This is what I was thinking of when I wrote the original comment. Lifesaving techniques are a bizarre mix of completely control them/help them.
It just came to mind as soon as I saw this headline. I read it as TWO COMPANIES WITH ABSOLUTELY DOOMED CURRENT BUSINESS MODELS JOIN FORCES TO ANSWER A QUESTION NO IS ASKING
Re:GM and Segway create new vehicle
by electromagnetic on Tuesday April 07, 2009 @01:21PM
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So the real question is which one drowns and which one gets to use the corpse as a life raft?
Re:GM and Segway create new vehicle
by whacked_new on Tuesday April 07, 2009 @04:38PM
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Very interesting! So people really get so frantic as to not understand that someone is trying to save them. Reminds me of Survival by John Wyndham (good, quick read of sci-fi horror). The ending was not so scary as it was baffling.
One of the things any lifesaving class will teach you is to always approach a drowning person from behind, because if they can get their hands on you they try to push you under.