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Re:J.P. Morgan CEO Answers a Girl Who Wants To Marry a Rich Guy by billybob255 on Wednesday April 03, 2013 @09:44PM (#5490463)
This isn't from Dimon, it's copied from a Craigslist best-of(with the JP Morgan parts added in). It even has a Snopes entry.

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp