>taking a dump in a thousand
baskets also leads to no eggs
While the quote is very funny and I give you that, the analogy doesn't fit. A more apt analogy would be - throwing your eggs without care in a thousand baskets, chances are most eggs will break.
Well, you are assuming that the candidates have eggs to start with.
How would you describe emailing a hiring manager/developer with something like "lol, give job pls?" Not very egg-like at all...
That strategy requires that you have brass eggs.
Of course, the counter to that is that taking a dump in a thousand baskets also leads to no eggs.