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Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by moe on Thursday February 28, 2013 @09:17PM (#5302477)
Oh the tears of sorrow the poor guy will shed into his heated swimming pool after being ejected from such a respectable business, with 200 million to his name...

I don't think I have been this touched ever since Lassie died.

Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by smokeyj on Thursday February 28, 2013 @11:21PM (#5302831)
Because wealthy people don't experience passion. Down with the 1%! #occupy
Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by shocks on Thursday February 28, 2013 @09:44PM (#5302556)
Lassie died?!
Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by iamdave on Friday March 01, 2013 @01:20AM (#5303102)
Got stuck in a well after Jimmy went off to war. The new dog was a pug, and was averse to leaving the couch. The family assumed she ran away.
Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by squozzer on Friday March 01, 2013 @12:37PM (#5305657)
Maybe they meant Old Yeller.
Re:Andrew Mason's statement about being fired as Groupon CEO by madaxe on Friday March 01, 2013 @07:29AM (#5303906)
Hush, don't let the bad man's lies scare you. Lassie is still alive and she's with Santa's Little Helper in a doggie spa in the maldives.