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Re:Russian scientists discover new mineral that absorbs radi... by lupin_sansei on Friday September 07, 2007 @10:09PM (#52001)
You forgot the profit step.
Re:Russian scientists discover new mineral that absorbs radi... by Darmani on Friday September 07, 2007 @11:40PM (#52038)
6) Find an alien civilization desiring another planet.

7) ???

8) Use step 7 to get the aliens to buy the planet instead of taking it.

9) Profit!