Hold on, let me get us some nails and a hammer. We'll get this coffin shut tight if we work together

Philip - well done for retaining a sense of humour in the face of such outstandingly helpful feedback from the HN armchair critic brigade.

Stay foolish :)

Heh. But seriously - post mortems are less like funerals and more like an autopsy. We're not "dancing on the grave" we're trying to "learn the cause of death" so we all (especially you) can live longer in the future.

So lets dig up that corpse...