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Re:Durex rolls out condom app and delivery service by argumentum on Friday February 01, 2013 @04:20PM (#5153567)
The company says its couriers are discreet and will show up dressed as either a pizza man, a police officer or a tourist so as to not draw attention from neighbors or passers-by.

Sure, having police officers show up at night won't draw any attention whatsoever.

Re:Durex rolls out condom app and delivery service by Jun8 on Friday February 01, 2013 @05:00PM (#5153771)
Fantastic! And, if you're in the mood, you can invite the pizza man to join in too, as is usually the case in the movies.
Re:Durex rolls out condom app and delivery service by 46Bit on Friday February 01, 2013 @07:02PM (#5154372)
How often do lost tourists ring your doorbell at night? After it's happened a few times even a statistician might wonder what was going on.
Re:Durex rolls out condom app and delivery service by benjoffe on Friday February 01, 2013 @10:01PM (#5154951)
Not to mention that it's illegal pretty much everywhere.