Yeah, this is the biggest black mark on an otherwise well done resume. It's especially problematic if the OP is trying to qualify for a job in marketing and product management.

The caveat at the bottom should not use the hokey "not intended" phrase. It should say that the site is meant as parody and is not at all a representation of Amazon nor endorsed by Amazon.

Yes, that seems pedantic, but the law is pedantic.

Otherwise, very well done and I hope the OP gets a good job as a result.