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Re:FAA Issues National Ground Stop by Aboutplants on Friday November 13, 2026 @04:42PM (#50490252)
Fingers crossed it’s Aliens!
Re:FAA Issues National Ground Stop by dude250711 on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:44PM (#50491174)
They conquer planets through imposing global service downtimes?

If you agree to their nominal leadership and a 1% tax then they go away and even add you to an honorary galactic charter.

Re:FAA Issues National Ground Stop by HeyLaughingBoy on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:49PM (#50491243)
"Somebody said it was aliens. She thought they meant illegal aliens and signed up."