Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition
by Betelbuddy on Friday November 13, 2026 @08:09AM
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You dont think under 3 years of sleeping around the world in different hotels, she did not get to his unlocked laptop?
All this while he was in shower thinking how great life is, and what a stud he looks on a leather jacket?...She must have had all confidential designs for the next 10 years of NVIDIA roadmap including the confidential financial partnerships and circular deals...
While currently living in Beijing, they dont do statues there, but she might get her own photo in the entrance hall of the Chinese Ministry of State Security.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition
by Conscat on Friday November 13, 2026 @12:24PM
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I actually don't really think he forgot to press Win+L or that he doesn't have it on an idle timer. I'd be really really shocked if his personal security is that weak.
All this while he was in shower thinking how great life is, and what a stud he looks on a leather jacket?...She must have had all confidential designs for the next 10 years of NVIDIA roadmap including the confidential financial partnerships and circular deals...
While currently living in Beijing, they dont do statues there, but she might get her own photo in the entrance hall of the Chinese Ministry of State Security.