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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by throw1234567891 on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:15AM (#50481170)
Dude. What fucking victim. They're all adults, it was all consensual.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by codedokode on Friday November 13, 2026 @05:57AM (#50481690)
First time hearing that cheating is "consensual".
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by throw1234567891 on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:03AM (#50481755)
His wife will be fine if she decides to leave. Who wouldn't with $75bn. I'm so sorry for her.