Throttle the hell out of everything, then slowly ramp traffic back up.
I'm confident they've already tried this exact thing. This is cloud 101 in 2026.
> Current status: As part of our ongoing efforts to advance the recoverability of our frontend servers, we’re evaluating traffic controls that can be applied to increase capacity and stability. This includes traffic optimization actions such as traffic throttling, protocol adjustments, and failover routing intended to improve stability in active regions. In parallel, were expanding internal testing to track activity within a contained environment to improve traffic monitoring and issue detection capabilities.
That...kinda reads like they're just trying it? I'm assuming there's something being missed or it's a "fuck it try it again" but I do wonder if some story is going to come out of people in the decision making seats who don't know what they're doing.