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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by logicallee on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:10AM (#50467395)
As per our Law 3, the shortselling companies responsible for this will now be liquidated:

https://stateofutopia.com/laws/3/law3.html

I'd like to give some insight into this process. A few days ago, we learned that market disrupters were planning negative news to artificially collapse the AI economy, we investigated it at the time and considered completely outlawing short selling. Here is our investigation: https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMw_e05fb23d-aa67-43e4-a7c1-df...

As you can see, it was not clear that we should completely eliminate short selling.

When the character assassination process began against Jensen (who is the Founder of NVidia; he currently owns around 3% of the stock; his stake is worth around $100 billion) we gave our feedback that this is not newsworthy.

Yesterday, we learned of plans to remove him from his position and passed the law linked above, making this illegal.

We will now begin the process of liquidating and delisting the short seller companies involved. These are some investment banks.

We do not consider any of the recent reporting to be newsworthy or material.

Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by nemomarx on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:13AM (#50467485)
"our" and "we"?
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by striking on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:16AM (#50467557)
I thought he resigned
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by qsymmachus on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:18AM (#50467623)
What on earth are you talking about
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by DonHopkins on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:36AM (#50467973)
Did you read what Grok told you? You asked whether restricting short selling would help, and it said "No" and explained why. Somehow that became "we uncovered a conspiracy and will liquidate the investment banks."

And who's "we"? You and Grok? Because Grok said no. You've lost half your government before issuing your first decree.

You've managed to make MechaHitler the voice of reason in this conversation.

Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by logicallee on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:07AM (#50468578)
Its explanation was incorrect.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by DonHopkins on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:48AM (#50469357)
Using grok is incorrect, and that's on you. Posting a link to an incorrect grok answer and pretending it supported your point is even more on you.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by logicallee on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:33AM (#50470063)
Thank you for your feedback. Which models do you consider more reputable/better-aligned?