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Re:Consumer brain wave headsets threaten privacy by tom89999 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @01:21AM (#50410894)
Quit your job, apply at DHL, Flink or as Über-Driver and you will never have problems falling asleep again. Also working as a storeman, commuting by bus and tram will surely guarantee an early bed time. No expensive gyms needed, just go by bike to your office, the entire year. Also, ask your employer if you could help out in production or warehouse. Problem solved.

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