Redefine success to “kids leave school for factory jobs and never have to hear someone speak another language”, tada.

The people who were talking about Brexit for decades turned out not to have a plan. Shocking. That's populists for you.

Have you tried being more racist? I understand that's the solution.

Rather than taking an introverted look at political power, money and devolving English power from Westminster, in a similar manner as the NI, Scott and Welsh nations to fund investments outside of London.

Perhaps looking at national infrastructure, and agreeing what we want to see in towns and cities then using tax incentives to encourage desired behaviour.

Or we could just blame Europeans for British political decisions. That's been working well.