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Re:Median net worth of U.S. households under 35 fell 23% fro... by insane_dreamer on Monday November 02, 2026 @11:16PM (#50347992)
"the Dow is over 50K!"
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Re:Median net worth of U.S. households under 35 fell 23% fro... by direwolf20 on Monday November 02, 2026 @11:43PM (#50348172)
More musically, featuring celebrity singer Pam Bondi and Autotune:

The Dow, the Dow right now

is over fifty thou

I don't know why you're laughing

That's what we should be talking abou

The Dow, the Dow right now

S&P is almost seven thou

The American people need to know this,

Need to know, how is the Dow?

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