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Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by throwaway737488 on Saturday October 31, 2026 @04:43PM (#50320001)
Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by zX41ZdbW on Saturday October 31, 2026 @07:08PM (#50321132)
Previous attempts were strange, to say the least: https://github.com/ClickHouse/ClickBench/pulls?q=is%3Apr+par...
Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by eqvinox on Saturday October 31, 2026 @06:55PM (#50321052)
Even the PR description reads like it has been generated by an LLM.

What a waste of CO₂.