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A comment on What I Expect From a Programming Language. Parent comment
non-Java developers: "How can you code in fucking Java?"
I think I'm broken.
Java developer: "How can you code without a fucking IDE?"
Non-Java developers: "How can you fucking code in Java?"
non-Java developers: "How can you code in fucking Java?"