Re:Kids are outsmarting social media bans. That's not a prob...
by the_solenoid on Monday October 19, 2026 @02:06PM
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As much as I hate how Scott Adams ended up, he did have a strip that I use to illustrate the futility of "protecting the kids" that I would tell clients (both business and home):
panel 1:
DILBERT: I'M INVENTING A NEW TECHNOLOGY TO PREVENT KIDS FROM SEEING SMUT
ON THE INTERNET.
panel 2:
DOGBERT: SO, YOU'RE PITTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE AGAINST THE COLLECTIVE SEX DRIVE OF ALL THE TEENAGERS WHO OWN COMPUTERS?
panel 3:
DILBERT: WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
DOGBERT: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU PUT A LITTLE HAT ON A SNOWBALL IT CAN LAST A LONG TIME IN HELL?
panel 1:
DILBERT: I'M INVENTING A NEW TECHNOLOGY TO PREVENT KIDS FROM SEEING SMUT ON THE INTERNET.
panel 2:
DOGBERT: SO, YOU'RE PITTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE AGAINST THE COLLECTIVE SEX DRIVE OF ALL THE TEENAGERS WHO OWN COMPUTERS?
panel 3:
DILBERT: WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
DOGBERT: DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU PUT A LITTLE HAT ON A SNOWBALL IT CAN LAST A LONG TIME IN HELL?
https://dilbert-viewer.herokuapp.com/1996-01-23