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Re:Tesla Roadster by anactofgod on Friday October 16, 2026 @10:15PM (#50127240)
It doesn’t fly. It jumps. Like the Mark V.

Apparently Pops Racer works for Tesla.

Re:Tesla Roadster by matheusmoreira on Saturday October 17, 2026 @02:53AM (#50128615)
The Mach Five uses pneumatic jumping jacks though. This thing is more like a Gundam. Pretty rad to watch it maneuver mid air with RCS thrusters.
Re:Tesla Roadster by Geezus_42 on Saturday October 17, 2026 @07:24AM (#50130101)
The Mach Five was way cooler than anything Elon's minions have come up with. Haha