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Re:Turbo Haskell by throwaway81523 on Thursday October 01, 2026 @08:00PM (#49928410)
It's a Haskell to JVM compiler repurposing some parts of GHC. Pretty cute but evokes "why?".
Re:Turbo Haskell by throwway262515 on Friday October 02, 2026 @03:17AM (#49930704)
The proper rejoinder to which is "why not?"